Friday, July 18, 2008

Online Dating Rules

  • Always let them come to you, don't chase via email

  • Block anyone who annoys you instantly

  • Place the best & most vampish photo up you can find

  • Don't reply to instant messages with clever opening lines

  • Remain aloof and let yourself be chased

  • Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt

  • Never provide you true email or phone details to the man

  • Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn

  • Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy as well as enigmatic

  • Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best

  • Do not assume the man you are talking to is destitute or sad

  • Never ever reply to emails at weekends, wait until a weekday

  • Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile

  • If you don't want to date married men spell it out in your profile

  • A man who doesn't reply to your email within 3 days should be ignored

  • Make sure your humor levels come across in text

  • Do not chat to hundreds of men at once, the delay in replying is a dead giveaway and your Mr. Right will be off.

  • Don't even think about misrepresenting your size or description. They will find out.

  • Come across as cool and sophisticated for best results

Always remember ladies that you are a sexy desirable woman and the world is your oyster. Always let men do the chasing and always let yourself be the chooser. Always stay safe and never risk yourself for the sake of attending a date. Always use a safe dating website