Online Dating Rules
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Always let them come to you, don't chase via email
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Block anyone who annoys you instantly
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Place the best & most vampish photo up you can find
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Don't reply to instant messages with clever opening lines
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Remain aloof and let yourself be chased
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Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt
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Never provide you true email or phone details to the man
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Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn
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Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy as well as enigmatic
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Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best
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Do not assume the man you are talking to is destitute or sad
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Never ever reply to emails at weekends, wait until a weekday
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Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile
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If you don't want to date married men spell it out in your profile
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A man who doesn't reply to your email within 3 days should be ignored
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Make sure your humor levels come across in text
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Do not chat to hundreds of men at once, the delay in replying is a dead giveaway and your Mr. Right will be off.
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Don't even think about misrepresenting your size or description. They will find out.
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Come across as cool and sophisticated for best results
2 comments:
ha Ha ha
Very nice tips
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